Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Fuck off!
This for you roman y e e e nt
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
