Language jokes
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
When is a door not a door?
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Six one.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.