Language jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Utah.

Utah who?

You're talking to me.

A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Correctly spelled.

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.

Six one.

When is a door not a door?

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?

Not everyone gets it!

Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.

Like...

"Cum on guys."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!