Language jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Hola.
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
Angel is a good word.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.
You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."
...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"
Ma name is Bendover.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Six one.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.