What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Language Jokes
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
What is half of nine?
"ni"
Eh.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
