Language jokes
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What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Memes
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
What is half of nine?
"ni"
Eh.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.