Language jokes
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Six one.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Memes
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
"Tayam, I am."
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Shyneyngsngneg sngengenetntwnga giulgekgengjsg genegngmtentwnnwgbgw.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Chinmey?
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."