Language jokes
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Six one.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
When is a door not a door?
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
I weeee is?
Shyneyngsngneg sngengenetntwnga giulgekgengjsg genegngmtentwnnwgbgw.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
"Tayam, I am."
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"