Language jokes
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Six one.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
When is a door not a door?
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Chinmey?
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.