Language jokes
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
"Tayam, I am."
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Memes
English spelling at its finest.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Shyneyngsngneg sngengenetntwnga giulgekgengjsg genegngmtentwnnwgbgw.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Chinmey?
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.