Deer With No Eyes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Correctly spelled.

Deer
Eye
Animal
Language
Short jokes

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, listen up, buttercup. This joke is a play on words. "What do you call a deer with no eyes?" The answer is "correctly spelled" because a "deer with no eyes" sounds like "dear," and "dear" is another word for "spelled correctly". You probably don't know how to spell. I bet you spell bear with two bears!