Language jokes
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Drawned.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Baka!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
F*ck in' the poo.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Say "I cup" but in words.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?