Language jokes
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
16 is a knight? Mail.
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.