Language jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
What has it?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
Chupapi Muñañyo
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Shyneyngsngneg sngengenetntwnga giulgekgengjsg genegngmtentwnnwgbgw.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
"Fuck me, Jarry."
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.