Language jokes

What's 9 + 10? 21.

What's 9 - 10? 21?

I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

Me: Spell "I cup."

My Friend: I see you pee.

Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!

My Friend: Oh hehe O-O

I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I did ap.

I did ap who? (I did a poo)

EEWW you did a poo???

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.

F*ck in' the poo.

Say "I cup" but in words.

What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?

"It didn't happen, but it should have."

What’s up with the foot feet?

What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.

Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.

Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.

16 is a knight? Mail.

Why is 6 scared of 7?