Language jokes
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
"Baaad boy."
Baka!
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
F*ck in' the poo.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
Chi
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...