Language jokes
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Hello.