Language jokes
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Memes
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Hello.
I put the D in Children.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!