Language jokes
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Hello.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
I put the D in Children.