Language jokes

What’s a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Do you know Candice?

Candice dick fit in your mouth!

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

I have made a new word: Plagiarism.

There are 3 things wrong with this world.

1. Spelling

2. Maths.

What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?

S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.

Hello.

I put the D in Children.

I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣

What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!

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You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?

All they have is IVs!

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.

In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.

It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.

It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.

This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.

So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.