Language jokes
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at funerals.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!