Language jokes
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
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Hello.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!