Language jokes
I put the D in Children.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Memes
Salute to this awesome setup
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.