Language jokes
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Memes
Fr shit
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Hello.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.