Language jokes
Stop it why offends... asf.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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You add words = bullshit.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...