Language jokes

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"

What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?

Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

You add words = bullshit.

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Yesnt.

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Fix the door, it's broken!

Your

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"