Language jokes
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Scree.
I was out ice fishing and had no nibbles all morning.
About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg."
I said, "Excuse me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said."
Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What time is your name from? Any time.