Language jokes
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What has a dog?
People.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Yesnt.
Memes
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Six one.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!