Language jokes
What is a joke?
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What has a dog?
People.
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I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"