Language jokes
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
What has a dog?
People.
What is a joke?
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Memes
English spelling at its finest.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!