Language jokes
What is a joke?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
You add words = bullshit.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Memes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Your
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What has a dog?
People.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Yesnt.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
When is a door not a door?
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!