Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Chi
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
16 is a knight? Mail.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Drawned.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
