Language jokes
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Say "I cup" but in words.
I was talking to my Welsh friend the other day, and he suddenly started talking Welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Angel is a good word.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
My name is Gunter.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?