Language jokes
What has a dog?
People.
What is a joke?
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
The best joke. (This Form)
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.