Language jokes

Puns, that's how I roll.

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

Say "joke" 5 times.

Oh, nothing happened.

A B C D E F GUN.

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

Shut your goofy ahh mouth!

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, that is who.

Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?

Sure, man. I. H. O. P.

Wait, you ate my pee!!!

What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.

Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!

Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.