Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Bruh, don't be punny.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
