Language jokes

This for you roman y e e e nt

I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.

How do you call a cute door?

A-door-able.

Do you know your E?

You're E tarded.

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

Weird.

Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

What do you call an expert fisherman? A "MASTER-BAITER".

Knock knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?

Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.

Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?

My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."

So I said, "But which one?"

What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

I can make a word with those: "DICK".

What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.

Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

Friend: May.

Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?

My name has "anus" in it.

What do you call a cute door?

Adorable.

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

"Spell ICUP."