Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.
My name is Gunter.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
