MiscaRAGE

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the answer to the question "What word starts with 'M' and ends in 'RAGE'?" sounds like "miscarriage." It's a dark joke playing on the sadness of a pregnancy loss. The punchline, "That joke never gets old...but neither does the baby," is an ironic twist, because you know...there is no baby. And FYI: You touch grass like I touch salmon. I am a bear.