I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
