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Language jokes

War

How does an American know that his time has come?

He starts hearing Vietnamese.

God

Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.

Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3

Pirate

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".

Math

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

Zebra

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.

One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"

The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"

His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"

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  • Friend

    A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.

    Rhyme

    My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"

    I said, "No, it doesn't!"

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  • Yo mama

    Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

    My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

    Me: O B C D.

    Orphan

    What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

    They both have no meaning.

    Furry

    I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

    Obesity

    Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).