I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
