Language jokes

An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.

Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".

You are all going to be pun-ished!

Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.

Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3

I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.

What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

How does an American know that his time has come?

He starts hearing Vietnamese.

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.

One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"

The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"

His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"

A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.

Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?

My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"

I said, "No, it doesn't!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.

I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

Bruh, don't be punny.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

What do you call a rich Chinese child?

"Ching Ching..."