Language jokes
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.