Language jokes
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)