Language jokes
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)