Language jokes

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

Orphans

The “F” in orphan stands for family.

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

What do you call a rich Chinese child?

"Ching Ching..."

The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.

Denise.

What more is there to say?

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Bruh, don't be punny.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelevant.

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

Been learning Chinese...

69 is too-can-chew.

What does a French guy say when he falls off?

Oh no, Eiffel!

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.

What do you call a person with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

What did Google Translate say to Siri?

"Why are you so Siri-ous?"