Language jokes

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"

I miss understood that, Miss Understood.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Those are all the same.

(All the jokes above.)

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

Been learning Chinese...

69 is too-can-chew.

What does a French guy say when he falls off?

Oh no, Eiffel!

I am on the German website.

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.

With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.

What did Google Translate say to Siri?

"Why are you so Siri-ous?"