Language jokes
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
Innit.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?