Language jokes
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Are you bisexual…
Or are you hellosexual?
What color is a burp?
Burple!
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.