Language jokes
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.