Language jokes
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Bruh, don't be punny.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.