Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Language Jokes
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
I am on the German website.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
