What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
A B C D E F GUN.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
Denise.
What more is there to say?
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
