Language jokes

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"

I miss understood that, Miss Understood.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Those are all the same.

(All the jokes above.)

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

Been learning Chinese...

69 is too-can-chew.

What does a French guy say when he falls off?

Oh no, Eiffel!

I am on the German website.

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."

With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.

What did Google Translate say to Siri?

"Why are you so Siri-ous?"