Language jokes
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Memes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sΓ©.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Knock knock. Whoβs there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
With the sentence "Die in HΓΆlle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.