Language jokes
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
bro didnt even get the words right
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Your
Eschew obfuscation.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂