Language jokes

I miss understood that, Miss Understood.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

Those are all the same.

(All the jokes above.)

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelevant.

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

What is a deaf person's favorite game?

Charades.

What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"

Nothing.

Why can't Asian people use a telephone?

Because they might wing the wrong number.