Language jokes

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

What does a French guy say when he falls off?

Oh no, Eiffel!

I am on the German website.

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

What do you call Kevin with no beef?

Chicky.

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

What do you call a person with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"

Nothing.

With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.

Why can't Asian people use a telephone?

Because they might wing the wrong number.