Spelling with a suggestive twist

The humor comes from the boy's suggestive response when the girl says there is no 'D' in 'ME'. He implies that there will be a 'D' added later, which is a playful innuendo.

• Innuendo
• Boy
• Girl
• Funny
• Spell
• Letter

• Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
• Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
• A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
• A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."