A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
The Disappearing Magician Trick Gone Wrong (or Right?) - A Spanish Counting Act Pun-tastrophe!, The Vanishing Act
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you illiterate buffoon. You see, the joke hinges on wordplay. "Tres" sounds like "trace." The magician disappeared without a "trace" because he didn't say "tres"!