Language Jokes

What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.

what do u call a mosquito in your language we dont call them the they just come and bight

Why do you joke about Helen Keller? She was a good person and she learned sign language and learn to talk. So Why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American web site please speak English and I don’t speak whatever European language that is😊

If the longest word in history is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, then it's big cousin would something longer, right?

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