Language jokes
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Your (DYM 6).
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
Ass.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Verga.
16 is a knight? Mail.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"