Language

Language jokes

Wordplay

    • A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

    He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

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    • Sister

    • SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"

    Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"

    Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

    My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."

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    • Clam

    • What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!

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    • Language memes

    Keyboard

    • More random keyboard words made into sentences:

    This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

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    • Dyslexic

    • The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

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    • Waiter

    • What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

    What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

    Pane

    • What did the window say to the door?

    "What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

    Get it?