Language jokes
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Verga.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
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