Language jokes
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
What do you call a PEIS?
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What do you call a bad pun? The pun is not punny!
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
Oral
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.