Language jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.