Language jokes
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing, unless you're at a funeral.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.