Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
What language do Asian Karen’s speak? Demandarin.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn? The elf-abet
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion no one in Africa actually speaks African.
What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
what did the japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody? that is very wong.
I am on the german website
why did a mexican go to home depot? because he thought it said "home deport"
I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
harass say it out loud but slowly split that word in to and it sounds like her ass
are you spanish cuz i will say hola do u go to biblioteca also spanish you will never guess the biblioteca word find it i dare you
If your born deaf what language would you think in
How do you talk to giants? Using big words
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept. I can't say the next one because I have a huit allergy.
“Don’t sneeze”
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
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“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best
In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar? He said "Oola snack bar!" Oola means hello in Spanish.
