Language jokes
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What is a joke?
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
Eschew obfuscation.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
Verga.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.