Roach jokes
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Community talk
hey guys look what my cousin said im telling tracy to make sure your in trouble now this is why your roof is falling in and you got to boil creek water to wash your stinky ass you wear makeup and whore clothes for attention from guys because u dont get any at home no one loves you you put so much makup on you look like a prostitute and the only way you can get attention iss wearing clothes with your ass out like gir… Read more