Language jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
My name has "anus" in it.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
How many feet are in feet?
Confused unga bunga
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Aren't I beary good?
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
"Fuck me, Jarry."
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?