Language jokes
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
Aren't I beary good?
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊