Language jokes
"Fuck me, Jarry."
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
You have Chinged your last Chong.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Memes
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
What has it?
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!