Language jokes
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
You just made a Mist-ake.
I put the D in Children.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
It's punny.