Language jokes

When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.

When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!

What has it?

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?

Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.

Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.

I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

Why can’t he just speak plain English?

What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?

Ruberto

What did the American say to the Russian?

"Why are you always Russian?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?

Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."

Trashy pig woman: "Why?"

Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.

Spell "I cup."

I see you pee.

What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.

Chupapi Muñañyo

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))

The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??

I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.