Language jokes
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
See the lies.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Confused unga bunga
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
My name has "anus" in it.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
How many feet are in feet?
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?