Language jokes
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
What do you call a PEIS?
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
El, can you grab me that bow?
What do you call a bad pun? The pun is not punny!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Ma name is Bendover.
¿Hola, quién es?
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!