Language jokes

Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.

Just.

Old.

Killer.

Epigrams.

You have Chinged your last Chong.

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

Aren't I beary good?

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

"Fuck me, Jarry."

Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?

Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.

Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.

I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.

What did the American say to the Russian?

"Why are you always Russian?"

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

Why can’t he just speak plain English?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?

What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?

Ruberto

Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."

Trashy pig woman: "Why?"

Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.