Language jokes

Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

#HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

What does "A" say to "ss"?

"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

See the lies.

Sorry.

Why are you sorry?

Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

What has it?

What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?

Ben or Chris?

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?

It crossed the line with Jesus.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"

My name has "anus" in it.

My teacher: Time can't count.

Me: Every second counts.

My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!

How many feet are in feet?

You have Chinged your last Chong.

Just.

Old.

Killer.

Epigrams.

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

"Fuck me, Jarry."