Language jokes
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts π
What has it?
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
Memes
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
See the lies.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
My name has "anus" in it.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
How many feet are in feet?