Language jokes
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.