Language jokes
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Fuck off!
This for you roman y e e e nt
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Fritzchen was supposed to remember three sentences. He asks his mother, "Mom, do you have any news?" The mother replies angrily, "Stop it!"
Fritzchen goes to see his father, who is watching a football match. When a goal is scored, he shouts, "That's it!"
Finally, he asks his sister, "Sister, do you have anything to say?" She is currently reading a story about a fool and says, "He is the dumbest person in the world!"
The next day at school, the teacher asks, "Fritzchen, did you learn the phrases?" Fritzchen replies, "Stop it!" The teacher is shocked: "Fritzchen! Don't say that to me. Go to the principal immediately!" Fritzchen shouts, "That's it!" Arriving at the principal's office, he asks, "Who do you think I am?" Fritzchen promptly replies, "He's the dumbest person in the world!"
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"
Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."