Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Language Jokes
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"
Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
See the lies.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
