Language jokes
Eschew obfuscation.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
See the lies.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.