Language jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
"So what, ah, my G?"
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
weixian
bröd
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Gwen can talk, please?
Caca.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Nerverack.
Oral
Herrit?