Language jokes
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
weixian
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Fuck all reading this.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
bröd
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Soy un chacho.
Ass.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Let's taco about something.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.