Language jokes
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Nerverack.
Oral
Gwen can talk, please?
Memes
if you get this i love you
"So what, ah, my G?"
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Caca.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Herrit?
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!