Language jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
"So what, ah, my G?"
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Oral
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Gwen can talk, please?
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
Nerverack.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Herrit?
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
kanker
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”