Language jokes

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What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?

What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.

Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."

Fuck all reading this.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

Soy un chacho.

Let's taco about something.

*insert pun here*

Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Why can't poor people write jokes?

Because they make no cents.

Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!

I love the word legs.

Wanna help me spread the word?

Gwen can talk, please?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

"So what, ah, my G?"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I eat mop.

A-I eat mop who?