Language jokes
weixian
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
bröd
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Memes
if you get this i love you
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Caca.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
"So what, ah, my G?"
Oral
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Gwen can talk, please?
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Nerverack.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Herrit?