Language jokes
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Chi
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
"Baaad boy."
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Why is 6 scared of 7?