Language jokes

I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...

Chi

Impossible? I’m very possible, really!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!

My fish puns aren't on porpoise.

sans *a'm i pune*

*piris* no.

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?

Palpatine: Slew it!

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?

Nose-less.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition or addictionary.

What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?

"9 Juan Juan, who this?"

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.

What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?

Looks like I've only got myself to blame...

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

"Baaad boy."

I love the letters of the alphabet.

What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."

Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?

What do you call someone without a body?

Nobody.