Language jokes
Baka!
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Memes
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Chi
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.