Language jokes
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Baka!
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Chi
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
F*ck in' the poo.
Say "I cup" but in words.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?