Language jokes
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
16 is a knight? Mail.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”