Language jokes
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him? Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
Let's taco about something.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
Look at my name and you'll see.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Bum.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."