Language jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Two (DYM 112)
in (DYM 102).
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Sure?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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