Language jokes
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
X is for X-treme shooting!
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For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Memes
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
What is half of nine?
"ni"
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.