Language jokes
What is half of nine?
"ni"
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
Are you peeling well?
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Dan, I'd bent.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*