Language jokes
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
The best joke. (This Form)
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Chinmey?
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.