Herrit?
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Nerverack.
kanker
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
Your mama.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Succcccc.
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
