Rhydon jokes

Dick

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

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  • Nut

    Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

    Nut

    How have you been recently?

    Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

    What’s Rhydon?

    Rhydon deez nutz!

    Son

    Rhydon- son.

    Rhydon? - mum.

    RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.

    Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.

    XD

    Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

    "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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  • Slavery

    How is slavery different from Pokémon?

    There are different types of Pokémon.

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