Rhydon jokes

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

How have you been recently?

Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

What’s Rhydon?

Rhydon deez nutz!

How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?

Rhydon- son.

Rhydon? - mum.

RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.

Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.

XD

Why did the qack go duck?

I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8

Why did Rhydon get an orphan...

Rhydon deez nuts!

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

There are different types of Pokémon.

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.