Dan jokes

Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.

So one time, poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.

He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.

Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?

Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!

Dan, I'd bent.

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?

Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.

Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.

Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)

Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).

Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...

Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.

So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.

He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Dee.

Denise.

What more is there to say?

dfg.

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