Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Forrest Gump: Who’s your favorite Lodd of the Rings character? Lieutenant Dan: Legaless
Hi I’m Dan’s dad where is he
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Why dan the orphan go to the orphanage v? Because he was i couldnt make the honepage webiste.!!
Dan I’d bent
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de twintowers.
off topic but why is the picture in the baby category feet? and nasty feet at that? what am i, dan schneider?
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol. qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter ?) Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre , parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans ...(Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in). Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir- metre ( centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to fill it when going in...
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
