Language jokes
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Memes
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Mo sal. F.
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Your AMAMA.
¿Hola, quién es?
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
No way, Jose!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.