Language jokes
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
Eh.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
Memes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Are you peeling well?
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Your (DYM 6).
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Dan, I'd bent.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Mike Oxlong.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."