Language jokes
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Mo sal. F.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
You soak balls, get it?
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!