*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Herrit?
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Nerverack.
kanker
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
Your mama.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
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Hoe?
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
