Language jokes
If you read this, you are gay.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
Caca.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.