Language jokes
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Your (DYM 76).
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Your (DYM 6).
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Mike Oxlong.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Shyneyngsngneg sngengenetntwnga giulgekgengjsg genegngmtentwnnwgbgw.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
Your AMAMA.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.