Language

Language jokes

Name

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

Fence

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Natyourcheese.

Natyourcheese who?

Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!

Ice

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.