Language jokes
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Mike Oxlong.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Two (DYM 112)
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
Sure?
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Your (DYM 76).
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
in (DYM 102).
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Your (DYM 6).