Language jokes
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Sure?
Memes
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Two (DYM 112)
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
in (DYM 102).
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
P.S. Please comment and like!
Your (DYM 76).
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.