Language jokes
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Are you peeling well?
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Memes
My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Your (DYM 6).
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Dan, I'd bent.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Mike Oxlong.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
So 666-3629, so get it?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
I weeee is?
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.