Lola jokes

Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."

What does lmao mean?

Launch Missiles at orphanage.

FIERY LOS

F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!