Peel Jokes

Bob Ross

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel it’s skin off.

I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn’t peeling well.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

cat

whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

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Meep

How do you make a pink smurf

You peel the skin off

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Anonymous
in Die

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.

1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

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Anonymous
in Fruit

what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers

Alex skiba
in Puns

What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”

Gabe
in Puns

Are you a banana…

because I find you a-peeling

Anonymous

why do potatoes make good detectives because tey keep there eyes peeled

in Apple

Why was the apple 🍎 sad?

Because he got his peelings hurt

PJ Masks
in Doctor

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well!

Anonymous
in Banana

Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

Anonymous

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!

Meme King

When you ask your friend’Can I hear a joke.¨ ¨Sure¨ ¨What do orphans and orange peels have the same.¨ ¨What?¨ ¨They both get thrown out

Daniel King
in Banana

Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because it wasn’t peeling good.

Anonymous
in Skin

Why did the person peel his skin off because he wanted too

Anonymous

why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn’t peeling well

gamingboss27
in Puns

are you peeling well

Daddy
in Baby

Q- What’s red and screams? A- A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Anonymous
in Nut

Watch Key/Peele “Detective”