Difference

Bob Ross

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel it’s skin off.

Pink

Meep

How do you make a pink smurf

You peel the skin off

Difference

cat

whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

Puns

Gabe

Are you a banana…

because I find you a-peeling

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

Puns

Alex skiba

What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”

Doctor

PJ Masks

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well!

Kid

Anonymous

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!

Doctor

Daniel King

Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because it wasn’t peeling good.

Baby

Daddy

Q- What’s red and screams? A- A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Personal

Anonymous

Why did the person peel his skin off because he wanted too

Puns

gamingboss27

are you peeling well

Stairs

Anonymous

Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

Nut

Anonymous

Watch Key/Peele “Detective”

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