What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel it’s skin off.

How do you make a pink smurf

You peel the skin off

whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

Are you a banana…

because I find you a-peeling

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well!

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!

Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because it wasn’t peeling good.

Q- What’s red and screams? A- A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why did the person peel his skin off because he wanted too

are you peeling well

Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

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