What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Why is the orange đ the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
What did the banana say to the peel?
âLetâs split!â
Lemme tell you a little story.
Itâs night. Youâre in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing itâscratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself itâs rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow... then faster.
So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.
Your heartâs pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweatâs dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.
And finally... you peel back the last plank.
And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.
BOOOOOOO!!!!
Itâs Anne Frank.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: âOh God, protect me from falling!â
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasnât peeling good.