What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
why do potatoes make good detectives because tey keep there eyes peeled
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke. ̈ ̈Sure ̈ ̈What do orphans and orange peels have the same. ̈ ̈What? ̈ ̈They both get thrown out
knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
