Peel jokes
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
Lemme tell you a little story.
It’s night. You’re in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing it—scratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself it’s rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow... then faster.
So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.
Your heart’s pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweat’s dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.
And finally... you peel back the last plank.
And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.
BOOOOOOO!!!!
It’s Anne Frank.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.