Peel Jokes

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry peeling Onions!

When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke.¨ ¨Sure¨ ¨What do orphans and orange peels have the same.¨ ¨What?¨ ¨They both get thrown out

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.

1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died

Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because it wasn’t peeling good.