Peel Jokes

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry peeling Onions!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel it's skin off.

whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

How do you make a pink smurf

You peel the skin off

I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.

1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died

What's the difference between a baby and an onion ?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers

why do potatoes make good detectives because tey keep there eyes peeled

What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”

Are you a banana...

because I find you a-peeling

yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin

Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!

Why was the apple 🍎 sad?

Because he got his peelings hurt

When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke.¨ ¨Sure¨ ¨What do orphans and orange peels have the same.¨ ¨What?¨ ¨They both get thrown out

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!

Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because it wasn’t peeling good.

Why did the person peel his skin off because he wanted too

are you peeling well

Q- What's red and screams? A- A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Watch Key/Peele "Detective"

why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling well