What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
