What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel it’s skin off.

How do you make a pink smurf

You peel the skin off

whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

Are you a banana…

because I find you a-peeling

What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well!

Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because it wasn’t peeling good.

Q- What’s red and screams? A- A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why did the person peel his skin off because he wanted too

are you peeling well

Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

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