What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling Onions!
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke.¨ ¨Sure¨ ¨What do orphans and orange peels have the same.¨ ¨What?¨ ¨They both get thrown out
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
why did the banana go to the doctor it wasn't peeling well
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
why did the banana go to the doctor? because it wasn't "peeling" well
why do potatoes make good detectives because tey keep there eyes peeled
why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling well
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
are you peeling well
Watch Key/Peele "Detective"
Why did the person peel his skin off because he wanted too
