What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it’s skin off.
Peel Jokes
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn’t peeling well.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”
Are you a banana…
because I find you a-peeling
why do potatoes make good detectives because tey keep there eyes peeled
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well!
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
When you ask your friend’Can I hear a joke.¨ ¨Sure¨ ¨What do orphans and orange peels have the same.¨ ¨What?¨ ¨They both get thrown out
Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Why did the person peel his skin off because he wanted too
why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn’t peeling well
are you peeling well
Q- What’s red and screams? A- A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Watch Key/Peele “Detective”