Language jokes

I am on the German website.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

I have made a new word: Plagiarism.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Cause every play has a cast.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.

Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Utah.

Utah who?

You're talking to me.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

What is heavy forward but not backward?

I love the word legs.

Wanna help me spread the word?

Spell "attic."

Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.