Language jokes
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What is heavy forward but not backward?
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Ma name is Bendover.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."