What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
