Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
