What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
F*ck in' the poo.
Shitty bichi cup.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
