Language jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Denise.
What more is there to say?
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.