Language jokes
Denise.
What more is there to say?
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”