Language jokes
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Denise.
What more is there to say?
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.