My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
Language Jokes
"Fuck me, Jarry."
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
Fuck all reading this.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
