Language jokes
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Fuck u!
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?