Surprise Adoption

The joke plays on the absurdity of calling kidnapping 'surprise adoption'. It's funny because adoption is a legal and usually joyful process, while kidnapping is a serious crime. Using the term 'surprise adoption' is a funny euphemism for an illegal and harmful act, highlighting the dark humor of the situation.

• Adoption
• Word
• Kidnapping
• Surprise
• Family
• Crime

• What does an orphan call a kidnapping? A surprise adoption.
• "Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
• How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.
• I didn't put my kids up for adoption.