Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant jokes

Fire

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Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

Helicopter

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They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”

Kobe

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What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

Accident

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What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Irony

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Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

Hairline

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@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

9/11

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Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

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