Kobe Bryant jokes

I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?

"Kobe crash!"

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.