Kobe Bryant jokes
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.