Kobe Bryant jokes
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.