Kobe Bryant jokes

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?

"Kobe crash!"

What bee doesn’t fly properly?

Kobe.

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

What did Kobe say to the helicopter?

"Don't crash!"

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

What's Kobe's favorite song?

"Helicopter Helicopter"