Kobe Bryant jokes

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

What's Kobe's favorite song?

"Helicopter Helicopter"

What bee doesn’t fly properly?

Kobe.

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

I would tell a Koby joke...

But it would just crash and burn.

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...