Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant jokes

Kobe

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Basketball Team

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

Shot

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

Kobe

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

Rapper

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

Kobe

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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  • Hit

    What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

    Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

    Face

    How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

    His face was chiseled in a mountain.

    Fire

    Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.