Kobe Bryant jokes
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.