Kobe Bryant Jokes

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant Joke

But it would just Crash And Burn

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

What type of bee can't fly...

Answer: Kobeee!

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”