Kobe Bryant jokes

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.