I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
