Legacy jokes

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.

Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.

My classmate, Hailey Legacy.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.

The only joke my dad ever made was me.