My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
I will always remeber my dads last words.... "15 dollars and ill jump."
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Grandpa's last words,why do you have a chain saw
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe’s footsteps but ther are none
my grand mother made her passage on the titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
my classmate Hailey legacy
I will never forget my grandpas last words, Hold the ladder!
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
I still remember my granddads last words,
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
I’ll never forget my grandpas last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
My grand pa died in 911 he was a grate pilot
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What were stephen hawkings last words ......
