Legacy jokes

My classmate, Hailey Legacy.

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.

Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.

But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!

Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.

A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".

So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"

I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...

“Are you still holding the ladder??”

Kobe never died, he just faded away.

The only joke my dad ever made was me.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"

Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.

I still remember my granddad's last words,

"Are you still holding the ladder?"