Legacy jokes
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.