Kobe Bryant jokes

It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.

What did Kobe say to the helicopter?

"Don't crash!"

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

What bee doesn’t fly properly?

Kobe.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.

What's Kobe's favorite song?

"Helicopter Helicopter"

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.