Kobe Bryant and 9/11

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy. You think you're so clever, huh? Let me break it down for your tiny brain. The joke uses the tragic events of Kobe Bryant's death (plane crash) and 9/11 (Twin Towers collapsing) and turns them into a pun. Get it? "Crash and burn" refers to both plane crashes and bombing.