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What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
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Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦