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Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Wanna hear a joke...

I don't know, I'm too high.

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

I don't know, I don't have one.

What kind of fish knows math?

An anglerfish LOL

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

How do you know the hooker killed herself?

She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"

Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,

But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.