Know jokes
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)