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Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?

Because they don't know what age rate they are...

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?

1. Listening to your teacher.

2. Not having your phone/game/TV.

3. Not having nicotine.

How do you know someone is going to die?

He can't stop coughing. (coffin)

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?

Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.

You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"

A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is! 🤣

My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)

Me: I know, you always are...

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.