Know jokes
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Memes
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."