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Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.

Did you know the Titanic sank in water?

Titanic 1, Africa 0.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Island.

Island who?

Island the one that knows you!

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?

The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.