Know jokes
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.