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Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t know where home is.

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Do you know why orphans don't have parents?

Because no one raised you.

Why do you play Call of Duty?

I actually don't know.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because he does not know where home is.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.