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I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.