How does a skeleton kill a bug? They SOCKET!
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
A person told an orphan to not move otherwise they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do? It danced it's a$$ off
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
want to know something jason and michael myers had to watch there family while they have to live forever thats why they kill there trying to make people expreience what they did.
i killed a man in 94
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Person: You can't kill an orphan! Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What would you do if you were killed?
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Why did the pencil want to kill himself? He had no point in life.
*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
Ms. Norsworthys chompers are so big they killed a kid once
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
rose are red my cat try to kill your next >:)
What does hittlers gas"shower" and guns have in common! They both kill someone
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You have five seconds to kill me 1.. 2... 3... 4- thank you i can rest now- WAIT HOW AM I TALKING??????????????????????
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer
