Kill

Kill jokes

Fruit

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?

I don't eat the fruit.

Nun

A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.

While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》

"Nun" kills the two guys.

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  • Titanic

    The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

    Mushroom

    Why did the mushroom kill himself?

    Because he had a mushy life.

    My peepee small.

    Roadkill

    Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?

    Friend: Sure.

    Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.

    Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?

    Me: Aren't you my son?

    Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.

    Memes

    Dish

    My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.

    Cancer

    I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.

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  • Balloon

    *America shoots down balloon*

    China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

    USA: "What?!"

    China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

    Woman

    I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

    Allergy

    When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

    Kid

    Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

    Crime

    Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

    Orphan

    A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

    It danced its a** off.

    WW2

    Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

    Death

    You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????