Kill jokes
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Memes
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
I killed a man in '94.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
What would you do if you were killed?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.