Kill jokes
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Memes
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."