Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
why did the orphan kill his self
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
kill yourself hoes
Please no kill
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
