Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".
me: brags about my 30 kill streak
the jury: O.o
A Mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only.... A mirror doesn't need a gun to kill ...
Call of duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever.
I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
why would a dead guy lie?
because he can't stand up
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? -- A pool table.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.