Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
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What did hitler kill himself with? A Nein-millimeter
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
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My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler
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People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
That one awkward moment you try to relate to batman by killing your parents.
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣
When someone tells me to kill myself
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
a byebyesexual.
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What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J," Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter " go bye your self something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice," they both look at craig as he pulls out a letter. craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THER BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throughs down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
-a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide-
a homeless man walks by her and says "what are you doing?"
she says "im going to jump"
the homeless man says "if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"
the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says
"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
