Orphan's Violent Wish

The humor comes from the abrupt realization that the speaker is an orphan, making their initial violent thought impossible and absurd. It is funny because the premise is shocking and quickly makes no sense.

• Orphan
• Family
• Death
• Kill
• Wish
• Identity

• Orphan: I want to kill my parents. Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
• Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents? Ask an orphan.
• "I want to kill my family." -realizes-
• I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.