Orphan's Violent Wish

The humor comes from the abrupt realization that the speaker is an orphan, making their initial violent thought impossible and absurd. It is funny because the premise is shocking and quickly makes no sense.

• Orphan
• Family
• Death
• Kill
• Wish
• Identity

• Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents? Ask an orphan.
• I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
• The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
• Orphan: "I want to kill my parents." People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."