A Conflicted Take on Abortion

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

Explanation

The joke plays on the contentious nature of the abortion debate. It highlights both the pro-life argument of "killing babies" and the pro-choice argument of "giving women a choice." The humor comes from the blunt juxtaposition of these two opposing viewpoints.

Comments (2)

Danny Jones

6 years ago

Very apropos! Abortion, one dead one wounded.

Anonymous

4 years ago

This is so not funny that its funny

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I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Abortion is bad.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that. But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.